Flaws and Skills

One of my children has pointed out two of my flaws. I often say I'm sending an attachment, and then I forget to attach the document. And if bags have a built-in plastic zipper, I never see the zipper and inevitably open the bag from the wrong end so the zipper is unusable. I'm just not good at attachments and zippers. Oh, well. At my funeral they will say "She was an amazing mother, a fabulous wife, and an inspiring teacher. If only she could have learned to open plastic bags correctly."